thesong-ramones-thesame: hiigh-th0ughts: weenlebowski: Guinea pig disguised as a baked potato omg lmfao this is genius
Captain America: I am one of the most powerful people in the world and could kill you in the blink of an eye. Me: Ahhh yes! But can I grab your ass?
when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move when i want to kiss you: i look at you through my computer screen, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
let-the-music-be-your-master: tom—ehehe—hiddleston: Th’Oreal
pura-mierda: bienvenido al mundo!
colinthecomiccunt: bechdeltestingcomics: The Sandman #19, 1990, by Neil Gaiman and Charles Vess It has to have two women in it: While the play does indeed have two women in, the comic doesn’t; Titania is the only woman in it. I’m not going to count the female characters, because they’re all played by boys. And some of the Fey may be feminine, but it’s just too hard to decide, so I’m not counting them. Failed Cover by Dave McKean You do know that in the time of Shakespeare when he was producing his plays they weren’t allowed to have female actors, right? I mean, that’s shit they teach you in Jr. High. 
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